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Role Play Mode - Sales / Sparrow for sale $250,000!
« on: February 14, 2013, 06:21:59 PM »
Ever wanted to be as free as a bird? Flying around with no troubles, gliding and looking down at all the miserable sods with diseases and stress through your fascinated eyes? Well now you can! With this Sparrow you can get to A - B in a flash. No need to follow those pesky roads and rusty old signs. With a high tech satellite navigation system built into this magnificent piece of machinery you can get to your destination in a nick of time!

What about trees I hear you as? Well with the state of the art rotor blades and chassis this baby can flip, turn, weave and wind round those pesky suckers in a flash and give you the best adrenaline rush in your life time, and if anything does go haywire, there is a emergency eject button which propels you soaring into the air safe and sound with a parachute which safely deploys on it's own. There is no limit with what you can do with this Sparrow, you can play with it, fly with it, marry it to heck with it you could even have kids with it! (Fucking creeps). The best thing about this super Sparrow is that it is very fuel efficient. You can fly around the whole of San Andreas and back and not use more than 10% of a full tank. Imagine that! That beats driving for 1 hour and having to fill up your car costing you a fortune.

With this state of the art rotor blades and super fast navigation system, you get a nifty handbook with various tourist site you can go see in your new Sparrow and also with the Jazz Guarantee, which states that when you buy this Sparrow Jazz will have no association with it. Imagine that power in your hands. Don't let this awesome sale go to waste! With a bargain price of $250,000, yes you heard me HALF PRICE from stock price, you can get this amazing bird with the JAZZ GUARANTEE. All your friends will be jealous, think of all the love you will get and the publicity you will receive (Yeah right) with this Sparrow. Call me now on, actually fuck you pedos, reply to this advertisement below if you are interested in this brilliant valiant of the skies.

With over 400 horse power and a huge 1100L Engine you will have enough power to blast through any storm, hurricane, wind or sand storm that heads your way. With the amazing space for one person, yes you heard me right ONE PERSON you can fly high with the gods them selves and stare at those jealous scums below gasping at the awesomeness of YOUR Sparrow while you spit down on them. Haha! With this extreme engine power you will have the absolute brute force to carry heavy objects with the wrench included, this can be used to move trees blocking roads, moving cars and even carrying loads. This brute power can not be found anywhere else other than this Sparrow!

I will be only excepting cash, no trades what so ever. The super sweet, ultra rigged Sparrow will be parked in Dillimore, house number 153, so knock on the door or if i'm not home post a letter (Reply to post) informing me when and where you would like to settle the deeds and the signatures to your bank account, I mean to the amazing Sparrow! This is completely and utterly Jazztastic! (You read that wrong you dirty cunt)

Owner id: 339   Owner name: Jazz   
Fuel tank: 1100.000000L.
Vehicle id: 128(292)   Vehicle model: 469   
Vehicle weight: 1901.177978.
Vehicle load: 0.000000/100   Type of load: .
First sold on: 17/6/185 (d/m/y).

Role Play Mode / RP /work vehicles
« on: August 16, 2012, 04:19:12 PM »
Question says all.

Role Play Mode - Sales / Jazz's used car sale. Half price from shops!
« on: June 30, 2012, 03:02:28 PM »
I have a few cars for sale. Please look through and see what you like. It will be a first come first serve basis so I won't be saving cars for people.

Fletzer $25k
Jester $15k (has rims and hydro)
Admiral $15k
Tampa $7k
Nrg $9k
Pizzaboy $500

Nonsense / I need help with Gta San Andreas
« on: December 17, 2011, 09:30:53 PM »
I have not been on Stoned lately because GTA will no longer work. I dont know whats wrong I have tried reinstalling and even downloading a different link but whenever I try to go on a online server the game doesnt load. Even the single player wont work. I dont know whats wrong with it. Anyone know what I can do?

Inactive section / Will be inactive for a month or 2
« on: November 30, 2010, 07:42:13 PM »
as the title says i will be inactive for a month or 2. i just need some time to relax and just really cool down on what happened with me and my carelessness. i will be back and so yea cya.

Nonsense / Hey my name ingame!!!
« on: September 05, 2010, 03:03:25 PM »
lol this is what rrory found. lol nice find xD

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Nonsense / question to bluebeam
« on: September 05, 2010, 02:18:49 PM »
i know this is a stupid thing to make a post about but bluebeam could u tell me the link for that bullet mod u have or send me the .txd and .dff please

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