mind = blown
For the Dutch-speaking:
Dad: If I ordered another bottle now we could go to the room later on and ...
Mom: Darling, don't say dirty things in front of our kid.
Mom: If you want to say something, do so in a different language.
Dad: Oh of course, how clever.
Dad (in French): Tonight, I'm going to urinate into your mouth, honey!
Woman: I wish I had bigger boobs.
Man: Try wiping them with toilet paper.
Woman: Toilet paper? How is that supposed to help?
Man: Idk .. it worked on your butt.